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Robin began his career as a professional comic book artist, then received his BA in Graphic Design/Media Arts at UCLA. He then designed for a professional web firm for 5.5 years before currently fulfilling a childhood dream developing high-profile videogames at Savage Entertainment. His credits include: Destroy all Humans 3 for the PSP, Transformers: The Game for the PSP, Medal of Honor: Vanguard for the PS2, Star Wars: Battlefront II for the PSP, Scooby Doo: Who's Watching Who for the PSP, and various DARPA govt. projects. Currently he's working on Wall-E for the PSP. His tasks include concept art, 3d modelling, and texturing.
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DOSSIER:
¤ November 14, 1856: discovered how to shape his anus like a star and poo'd stars like a play-doh factory
¤ August 9, 1994: gave up his role as Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding in Shawshank Redemption to Morgan Freeman due to mysterious flu.
¤ January 30, 1997: detained by FBI and beaten to within an inch of his life after discovering McDonald's "secret sauce" is really just thousand island dressing
¤ October 1, 2003: finally ate "breakfast"
¤ Feb 13, 2008: easily convinced small group of people he's from the past
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Vik is currently a CTO of his own company, UpNext.com. His credits include Medal of Honor: Vanguard for the PS2, Full Spectrum Warrior for the Xbox, Goldeneye 2 for the PS2, Star Wars: Battlefront II for the PSP, and finished working 12 hour days building the AI for He-Man (the new one, with slightly less gay-inuendos). Vik's task included making sure the bad guys don't hit on He-Man while chasing him with their rods. Vik's programming prowess has reached a point where he's confident enough to go up to girls at bars, sustain an hour-long conversation, ask for her #, then find out she has a boyfriend. Nice.
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DOSSIER:
¤ April 17, 1984: older brother, Giorgio, quits the family business, changes last name, moves to Europe to indulge textile fetish; whereabouts unknown
¤ February 20, 1994: after a fruitless Japanese panty-raid, discovers he needs to be more selective about applying stealth-like abilities
¤ November 2, 1998: CIA uses Vik to break into the rebel-held U.S Embassy in Bogota, Columbia, which held 56 hostages; Vik uses cat-like moves to break into the kitchen, make himself a bologna sandwich, have a glass of milk, take a nap, do a few dishes, wash his hair and leave without anyone being the wiser; all 56 hostages were later killed in a hail of gunfire.
¤ October 11, 2000: discovered "ass cream" isn't eaten frozen. In fact, it's not eaten at all
¤ Feb 13, 2004: started modelling contract with reputable agency. Amazing photos can be seen at gundam.com
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Danny is a world turntablist champion (really), is the beloved hybrid son of Japan and composes some insane insane insane music. Danny's courage shines through his DJ name; the only man brave enough to dub himself a "defect," which connotates... hmmm... defectiveness? So, consequently, we can't help but think up tons of witty word-jokes with the word "defect" in it. Currently, he's defectively digging in his defective crates and practicing for the next battle while praying for a defective record deal so he can leave this defective company, unsure of what his task is here. Until then, Danny will be very busy working on our latest project.
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DOSSIER:
¤ November 13, 1856: wins the Regional Play-Doh DMC and gives prize to Robin
¤ June 3, 1987: unknown
¤ March 15, 1997: hung out and watched a movie
¤ August 13, 2001: unknown
¤ January 18, 2004: went to a really fun bonfire with some friends
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Somehow he ended up on this site. We let him out of obligation. Eddie is arguably too smart for his own good. Eddie is an underrated philosopher with an artist's temperament. He dwells on the depths of the human condition and speaks very deliberately, with calculated words. He never slips, or says "uh." He is the ever-fatalist and takes the most frivolous subjects of conversations into unarguable long-winded monologues of the depravity of man, and the futility of life. He makes Adrian Tomine look like a prancing pony, but only when he's not acting psycho. If the train guy, Vincent Schiavelli from "Ghost" is creepy, then Eddie is terrifying. Eddie still lives with his parents.
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DOSSIER:
¤ April 1, 1982: got his very first GI Joe and discovered moving the joints too much makes it permanently loose
¤ June 3, 1987: unknown
¤ March 15, 1997: unknown
¤ October 11, 2000: discovered "ass cream" isn't eaten frozen. In fact, it's served at room temperature
¤ March 18, 2004: moved to Japan to spread the gospel
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